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The tomte was known to inflict terrible vengeance on those who offended him. Santa The Barbarian And The Pirates Of The North Pole (Version 2) - Sheet music for Flute, Clarinet, Alto Saxophone, Tenor Saxophone, Trumpet, Horn in F, Trombone, Tuba, Chinese Cymbal, Concert Bass Drum. Piper (and Monsoon) tried in vain to get Heenan to stop his tirade, but when Heenan said that Santa Claus wasn't real and began taking off his Santa outfit, Piper lost his temper and beat up Heenan. The indie horror game Slay Bells has the down on her luck stripper protagonist being chased by a mad man dress as Santa on christmas night. Santa is whipping his elves, but he's doing it because the elves are into that sort of thing. What is your problem, asshole?!

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Jaeris: Well, Christmas Eve, anyway. Linkara (v/o): Hell, just look at the trading card's foot. Yeah, about that whole "staying in your home universe" thing, man... uh... Santa the Barbarian and the Pirates of the North Pole Sheet Music by Randall Standridge (SKU: RSMC050) - Stanton's Sheet Music. (He digs into his pocket, pulls something out, and gives it to Jaeris). Man, no wonder he's so pissed off on the cover. And when Harry makes a comment about the character joining the Erlking's Hunt, Kringle replies along the lines of "what mortals know me as is not what I always was. And there was this– There was this gun that fired Hitlers, and there was fire and cake, and–.

Santa: Happy Christmas to all... and to all a BIG KNIFE! Just about every character puzzles over why Santa would do this. Linkara: That rhyme was lazy! Linkara: (aiming his gun at her) You are surrounded! It's obvious that this film's version of Santa wasn't intended to be bad. Linkara: You're gonna stay for Christmas, though, right? This is averted by the actual Santa Claus NPC however, who's pretty much what you'd expect from Santa Claus apart from spontaneously dying once January comes along. In Gex: Deep Cover Gecko, one of the goals of the Xmas-themed mission is to defeat an evil Santa by hitting back the presents he's throwing at Gex. First, Angelica has a nightmare in which a faceless Santa with a booming, sinister voice tauntingly gifts her with coal—and then buries her with it. Why is your tongue hanging out?! Santa the barbarian and the pirates of the north pole printable. Be careful, though, because the real Santa has mixed himself in to help and if you hit him 3 times, coal for you! A 1927 investigation revealed that Gluck was keeping most of the money they raised for himself.

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Linkara and Pollo stare at them and each other) I tried to contact you, but the signal never got through. So, Santa is gonna go murder some children?! In a shocking twist, Santa reveals a similar scheme where he murders Krampus in front of the kids, then kidnaps the naughty ones to enslave as toymakers in his workshop until they grow up, telling witnesses to spread the word that from now on, this will be the punishment for naughty children. Santa is also portrayed as a merciless taskmaster who has a monstrous gorilla named Kong as a pet. The thought of "Santa" molesting a child while he/she sits on his lap — remember, to the kids, that man is Santa Claus — is unthinkable. Published by Randall Standridge Music. Linkara (v/o): I guess that explains why instead of a red nose, Rudolph instead expels fire from his otherwise normal nose, unless Santa stole Rudolph's nose and put it over his own like a clown nose. Santa the barbarian and the pirates of the north pole game. It's even smaller when you realize he's wearing a damn boot, and probably a thick, heavy-duty one at that. However, it's completely undone by the artwork, either by the bizarre, glassy-eyed elves, or the scenes of what appears to be Santa literally tearing apart the elves! Except for Gohan — he's actually on the Nice List.

YOU ARE DELIBERATELY SABOTAGING YOUR RHYMING SCHEME! Leverage, "The Ho Ho Ho Job": A group of criminals are hired as mall Santas as part of a plan to rob a bank. He also wouldn't give Hayate any presents. Santa the barbarian and the pirates of the north pole cast members. The not-so-jolly old elf himself is referenced at times: - Santa skips Plonqs house entirely on Christmas Eve in A Plonqmas Tale — 1999. It's a Christmas classic in France. In the end, Santa Claus gives him what he wished for. In the Rocky and Bullwinkle "New North Pole" arc, Boris Badenov tried weighing down the North Pole with extra ice, in order to tip the world over to turn a tropical island he had taken over into the New North Pole. Crow: Goodbye, unfunny weird man! The power of belief turns Nackles real, but the only person he takes is his creator.

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Natsumi and Miyuki find the children distraught over what happened, cuing one of their many moments of heartwarming. Linkara (v/o): Look, here is your holiday recommendation for something that both parodies and celebrates Santa in all of this time of the year: Super-Powered Revenge Christmas by MST3K alumni [sic] Bill Corbett. He's confronted by a large group of elves... who look suspiciously like very young children... who are protesting him as a tyrant who made them into slave labor. But something of yours WILL end up in his sack. What makes Rob Liefeld characters so appealing that it makes people want to work on them, especially when THEY'RE ALL THE SAME CHARACTER?!? Linkara: Aw, it's no big deal, man. You have reached your printing limit.

The Bloats and the Patriarch were both re-skinned into evil Santas trying to kill your group. Narrator: As I've said before, / This rhyming thing really stinks / I think that I'll stop now / Talking this way worries my therapist / (a red arrow points to the word "therapist" with these words... ) Heh? At WWF in Your House 5: Season's Beatings, December 17, 1995, "The Million-Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase introduced Xanta Klaus, an evil version of Santa who lived at the South Pole, as the newest acquisition of his Million Dollar Corporation. In a rare heroic take on this concept, Violent Night features Santa himself taking this role and killing a LOT of legitimately evil people with a sledgehammer. Nicholas the Renegade (that is, Saint Nick) appears as an annual optional boss in Sword Art Online on the night of December 24th. In the episode "Mr. Monk and the Man Who Shot Santa", Monk shoots a man dressed as Santa Claus — he claims self-defence, but he becomes a public pariah. John says that he figured "reindeer would naturally be afraid of their cruel master, Santa Claus. Throws down comic, gets up and leaves). This all makes sense now! Linkara: So the combined totals of almost every child on Earth were so bad as to not deserve presents? Santa's a guy who delivers gifts to CHILDREN! The Muppet Show Comic Book: The "Winter" issue of the Four Seasons arc had a burglar dressed as Santa Claus rob Sam the Eagle while he was distracted reading a version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.

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The Miraculous Ladybug Christmas Episode features a kindly (presumably fake) Santa who helps Adrien out after he runs away from home on Christmas Eve. In Hayate the Combat Butler, Hayate's work ethic is represented by an obnoxious, sarcastic Santa Claus. Xanta Squashed Scott Taylor on the December 23rd (taped December 19th) WWF Superstars. Tokusou Exceedraft has, in episodes 43 and 44, a trio of child-abducting female Santas who appear to be immune to Exceedraft's weapons. The Santa Clause 2 features a Toy Santa designed to fill in for the real one while he goes off to find a Mrs. Claus. SCP Foundation: - SCP-1933 is a man in a Santa suit who is incapable of living off anything other than the basic ingredients of Irish creme and has drinkable bodily fluids that are fatal because consumption in large quantities cause the drinker's bodily fluids to become Irish creme. Linkara: That's what you get when you're providing people with an energy source. The Hitman Christmas Special involves the titular Hitman hunting down a radioactive murderer in a Santa suit on Christmas eve in Gotham, all with surreal narration meant to resemble "Twas the Night Before Christmas. Linkara (v/o): Given their expressions, it looks like the elves are ready to embrace cannibalism. The song "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Elmo & Patsy chronicles what was probably just a tragic accident... (In the cartoon adaptation, it was actually a Frame-Up. One of the characters in the Zombie Apocalypse game Dead of Winter is Forest Plum, an alcoholic and former Mall Santa. He doesn't care if children are naughty or nice, as long as he gets paid. When questioned as to CSC's powers, Goku replies, "I don't know, but he freaks me right the f** k out.

The context is never made clear, but one issue of the Deadpool comic started with Deadpool hunting down and killing a machine gun-wielding Santa Claus. He's also weakened by Christmas (or other holiday) cheer. They are able to easily escape it when it becomes too top-heavy and falls off balance, spinning in a circle. Linkara (v/o): I would do the rest of the review in rhyme, but honestly, this thing doesn't deserve that amount of effort. He goes on a rampage through town, wrecks stuff, steals presents and other belongings, and kidnaps several of the show's pretty girls. Another involves him talking about the naughty and nice lists and mentioning that sometimes it's those who are extra-naughty he likes to visit first. The Santa Clause parodies this trope with a line from Scott Calvin regarding an advertising campaign with Santa in a life size "total tank" model. The episode contains one glorious pun, when the Tick sees the growing mass of Santa clones and exclaims, "It's a Yule TIDE! Bill Plympton did a short called Santa: The Fascist Years. Santa: And the "naughty" list?